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Being a camera must be pretty cool. You get to sleep until there's something cool to see. https://redd.it/7rxrmy
It's kind of unfair to ask someone to swallow your seman if you haven't even tasted it. https://redd.it/q7y9fy
It's scary when you realise that we had nuclear bombs before we had colour television. https://redd.it/6756lf
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The joy of success doesn’t come from rubbing it in the faces of those who doubted you, but rather, in realising that personal satisfaction eliminates your need to prove yourself to others. https://redd.it/mm10xw
When the 90s/00s generation retire from work most will just play video games, there will be a bunch of angry old men screaming at each other playing video games https://redd.it/baxwjb
A sheep spends it's life fearing the wolves, only to be eaten by the shepherd in the end. https://redd.it/6q2tn5
School teaches us to consume large amounts of information without questioning. No wonder people believe everything they see on the internet. https://redd.it/9y4wcy
Pollution is way down. Pandas are finally screwing. Extinct animals revealing they aren't extinct. Our greatest minds have spent countless years trying to save the Earth, and all we had to do was get out of the way. https://redd.it/fx0dld
The reason why you haven’t found your soul mate is because maybe you don’t have a soul. https://redd.it/i22qxx
If LEGO Batman’s parents were LEGO billionaires and they were shot, imagine the amount of studs that fountained out of them as Bruce was crying while being showered in LEGO currency. https://redd.it/fp6rqz
It’s deeply ironic when your own brain isn’t on your side. https://redd.it/mf9xun
The second half of "fake it, until you make it" is "fake it, until you burn out and have a mental breakdown". https://redd.it/kqibjm
We all owe 2019 an apology for what we said about it. https://redd.it/fmd6b1
The only real bodybuilders are pregnant women https://redd.it/pbm7et
A horror movie is where you follow the victim path, while a thriller is when you follow the investigator https://redd.it/ki29zb
Imagine if we pee’d yellow instead of red. https://redd.it/84qb4r
Your brain knows exactly how to wag your tail. You just... Don't have a tail https://redd.it/msqe4z
Most people's handwriting show that doing something mindlessly a million times over does not yield improvement unless you actively try to improve. https://redd.it/kz3jq2
Human languages are a perfect example of someone making up shit and everyone going along with it https://redd.it/kk8zyf
Attempting to carry all of your groceries in one trip is as lazy as it is ambitious https://redd.it/mspdsz
When a music artist is alive, they are composing. When they die, they are de-composing https://redd.it/ot2eer
If you hang yourself on christmas, you are technically a christmas decoration https://redd.it/d0eula
Geese can fly. They waddle across the road and block traffic because they're jerks. https://redd.it/l1zg4v
If you have sex with a nun then not only are you breaking her vow of chastity and no sex before marriage, but you're also cucking Christ, since nuns are the 'Brides of Christ'. https://redd.it/nkkfw7
Perfume and food both smell good, yet you still don't feel like drinking the perfume, because they smell good in two very different ways. https://redd.it/n7n1v2
Your eyes are never actually off. All you do is use eyelids as curtains but your eyes are always seeing. https://redd.it/na0le6
Kim Jong-un only went to South Korea so he could watch Infinity War https://redd.it/8fjcql
Vegans and cannibals share the same belief that animal meat and human meat are the same, that’s why vegans wont eat animals and cannibals will eat humans. https://redd.it/kzz8mb
There are people living, day to day, your version of a nightmare while you live, day to day, their version of a dream. https://redd.it/o3xvjp
With face recognition technology soon phones will pause ads when you’re not looking at them. https://redd.it/81t6x1
Our bodies produce so many substances..... (liquid waste, solid waste, oil, sweat, blood, hair, nails, earwax, snot, saliva, semen, tears) We really make a lot of stuff. https://redd.it/ovmt40
Every English dictionary has at least one Mistake in it. https://redd.it/ovbcqm
To avoid a piece of paper from folding, you put it in a folder. https://redd.it/qxcthy
Shoppelgänger - that person in the grocery store that you pass on every aisle going the opposite direction. https://redd.it/pvfrc0
Introverted aren't tired of staying indoors, they are tired of people staying indoors, with them. https://redd.it/hco4at
Having a dead animal in your fridge is disturbing and disgusting. Having cut pieces of a dead animal is fine. https://redd.it/l0s2i0
Sporks are non-binary silverware https://redd.it/p6z986
The iPhone calculator colour scheme is the same as Pornhubs https://redd.it/o5amiu
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Having the urge to masturbate is your body telling you to go fuck yourself. https://redd.it/amsiun
Everything in this universe is either a duck, or not a duck. https://redd.it/b76a1s
Spending $5 on an app feels more expensive than spending $5 on food https://redd.it/kipple