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The past of 1 second ago is as irretrievable as the past of a million years ago https://redd.it/1b9anhg

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There's something that's completely normal for you but actually very unusual for everyone else https://redd.it/1b8t49m

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Every living thing can trace their lineage back to the very first cell on Earth. If you die without having kids, that 3 billion year old lineage ends with you. https://redd.it/1b92g3m

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Social media is really an unofficial competition to find who the biggest c*nt's on the planet are https://redd.it/1b92ehg

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Most people who love assholes, dicks and pussy use those terms as insults. https://redd.it/1b8u4s0

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It doesn’t get much better than looking in your dog’s eyes while snuggling. https://redd.it/1b8wucj

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The more you understand life, the less meaning life has https://redd.it/1b8ryz5

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To keep his identity secret Batman is either driving the Batmobile uninsured or committing insurance fraud https://redd.it/1b8qpv1

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Mater is technically a surgeon considering that being a 'mechanic' in the Cars universe involves operating on somebody's internal organs. https://redd.it/1b8oflu

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The grown up version of pinky promise is an NDA https://redd.it/1b8i6qs

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A healthy diet, exercise, and drinking plenty of water dramatically increases your chance of having a tragic death. https://redd.it/1b8fzyk

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Walking through a mall, almost everything you see is future garbage. https://redd.it/1b879jc

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There is no such thing as rental cars in the ‘Cars’ universe. https://redd.it/1b8770q

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99% of the thoughts here didn't occur during shower. https://redd.it/1b838az

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With Sora and other AI video you'll soon be able to describe your perfect porn and have it generated in seconds. That's it really. Pornstars are going to be the first victims of the AI video revolution. https://redd.it/1b25bdi

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Some people think being gay is a choice but also fear that people will be turned gay against their will. https://redd.it/1b24zp1

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The real IQ test is whether or not you pay for the results. https://redd.it/1b1w1jq

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Somewhere in the world, there is a tree that sprouted the same day you were born and has been growing along with you. https://redd.it/1b1ylr1

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The art of writing is the art of discovering that almost no one reads. https://redd.it/1b1t76d

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The same guys who question the sexuality of spandex-wearing cyclists have zero qualms cheering for spandex-wearing football players who grope each other for three hours. https://redd.it/1b1s5s7

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Corporations always lay off thousands of low wage workers to save money, instead of firing the 2-3 people that earn six figures. https://redd.it/1b1wtua

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We generally reject cleaner energy such as nuclear because of the waste product, but push battery powered transport which is the same. https://redd.it/1b1ps1y

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There's nothing more expensive than a cheap BMW https://redd.it/1b1ij39

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The holodecks must be absolutely plastered with semen. https://redd.it/1b1hu9d

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Being prompted for a tip before services have been provided isn’t really a tip, it’s extortion. https://redd.it/1b1lrmp

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From a cosmic standpoint, absolutely nothing that you do will be remembered or matter. Take time to enjoy the journey. https://redd.it/1b1b7kt

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Jane Goodall is extraordinarily lucky to not have been murdered by a chimpanzee https://redd.it/1b1bg2s

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The biggest lie that the movie industry has been telling us is that you can talk in a crowded bar without raising your voice. https://redd.it/1b1amdr

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In real modern-day warfare, Jedis using only traditional Jedi weapons and The Force wouldn’t stand a chance. It’s only because the shots from the blasters in the movies were so slow that they were able to deflect them with their lightsabers or by using the force. https://redd.it/1b0o2w1

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A fine is only a punishment for poor people https://redd.it/1b14p1q

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People may never pronounce Aaron, Jacqueline, Blake, and Denise the correct way again. https://redd.it/1b113yu

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Whoever thought of 'rock, paper, scissor ' is indirectly the most influential person in history https://redd.it/1b11145

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50% of marriages end in divorce..meaning the other half end in death https://redd.it/1b0wi49

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Normal cars never reach the max speed on their Speedometers in their lifetime. A normal sedan would never go 150 mph down the highway for extended periods of time, statistically its unfavourable to do it, both ways if you look at road/law regulations and mechanical implications of the vehicle. So why do they put those numbers there knowing the needle would hardly get there? https://redd.it/1b0uzys

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You cant deflect an attack from a longsword with a lightaber. https://redd.it/1b0ihjt

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When a video is paused, it's a picture. When audio is paused, it's nothing. https://redd.it/1b0nkj7

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You're likely to anger people if you use your car horn the proper way. https://redd.it/1b0h2ud

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Gorillas don’t know body building techniques so we’ve likely never seen one at full strength https://redd.it/1b0jfiy

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alcohol starts out as your best friend but ends up being your worst enemy https://redd.it/1b0gxgt

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Soon there will be professionals to distinguish between AI generated images and real ones https://redd.it/1b05hoj

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You don't find money on the ground like you used to https://redd.it/1b07kgx

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At some point your kid is half your age When your kid is the age you were when they were born, your kid is exactly half your age. https://redd.it/1b052qi

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Popcorn was invented thousands of years ago and still lasts as the only vegetable we pop to eat https://redd.it/1b04smn

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Everyone thinks it's super gross to buy a used mattress but sleeps easy on a hotel bed that has been used way more times. https://redd.it/1azzlqd

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Cats are almost constantly covered in their own saliva. https://redd.it/1b02cux

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You don’t really hear of extreme couponing anymore. https://redd.it/1b02r81

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Your brain automatically extends out wtf but read lol as a word. https://redd.it/1azzzmj

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Water is never truly yours it’s just your turn to drink it. https://redd.it/1azydse

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With AI video creation, it will soon be possible to change the ending to any movie https://redd.it/1azm5z0

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1 million dollars all in one-dollar bills is a TON of money A dollar bill weighs 1 gram so a million of those weighs 1,000,000 grams which is a ton! https://redd.it/1azqjw6

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